Last night I did something I have never done before. EVER. I got out of the shower and squirted some control balm/straightener and a dab of heat protection in my hand. I mixed as usual, in said hand. I rubbed both hands together to get the "product" evenly dispersed. Then, normally, I would have run my hands through my hair. But no, not this time. This time, I rubbed the goo, both hands worth, on my face! Yes, that's right. On. My. Face. Let this serve as a warning, watch out for me. I am a bright one.
*It could have been worse. I could have put my face wash in my hair. That would have been bad, considering it bleaches everything it touches and is messy!